HOW TO BE A SUBURB-A-HOLE
By Reed Seifer In this age of mass emigration from cities to the suburbs here are tips on how to become a “suburb-a-hole”… Firstly, remember, there is no “us” in suburbia, only “I.” Be certain crossed arms, impatient foot taps, and dead stares will make any desired eventoccur more quickly. It’s especially effective at Starbucks […]